Borat Gets Massage
A deleted scene from the new Borat DVD in which Borat gets a nude massage. Did I mention he gets a boner during it, and that hilarity ensues?
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  • Every man deserves his blowjob on the freeway I you can't cope with that then get out...at 60mph.

    Girl Gets Thrown Out Of A Car

    Every man deserves his blowjob on the freeway I you can't cope with that then get out...at 60mph.

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    33
  • Random funny snaps. :D

    Funny Snaps

    Random funny snaps. :D

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    99
  • Don't hide it girl I know it hurt. I can see it in your eyes.

    Bikini Girl fail

    Don't hide it girl I know it hurt. I can see it in your eyes.

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    43
  •   My time with the Greatest Golfer Ever!!!

    Oh Tiger!

    My time with the Greatest Golfer Ever!!!

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    26
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  • She forgots to hide that "thing" before posing to take a pic. Lol

    Whats Wrong With This Picture

    She forgots to hide that "thing" before posing to take a pic. Lol

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    186
  • This looks like a really dangerous hobby!

    Stunts On Water Slides

    This looks like a really dangerous hobby!

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    18
  •   It's hard to believe, but true. An atheist group will ask UTSA students to trade in their Bibles for pornographic magazines.

    Trade In Your Bible For Porn?

    It's hard to believe, but true. An atheist group will ask UTSA students to trade in their Bibles for pornographic magazines.

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    36
  • I used to have a Ferrari just like that, until my little brother lost it.

    Cool Optical Illusion With Ferrari

    I used to have a Ferrari just like that, until my little brother lost it.

    Rating:
    03.18.10
    21
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  • I never realized that this would actually work. These guys toss just a little m80 into a pond and a few seconds after the explosion they catch 5 fish. I wonder what a full stick would do.

    Fishing With Dynamite

    I never realized that this would actually work. These guys toss just a little m80 into a pond and a few seconds after the explosion they catch 5 fish. I wonder what a full stick would do.

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    129
  • These ladies have the longest hair in the world.

    Really Long Hair

    These ladies have the longest hair in the world.

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    35
  • It's a tragedy when they get pwned at such a young age. He had his whole life ahead of him.

    Ball Hits Little Kid in the Head

    It's a tragedy when they get pwned at such a young age. He had his whole life ahead of him.

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    92
  • Would you believe that she is not a doll at all? She looks like a doll but not quite a doll. lol

    Doll Or Not?

    Would you believe that she is not a doll at all? She looks like a doll but not quite a doll. lol

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    112
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  • uh-oh! Somethings gone wrong. Who would want to lift her? lol

    Fatty Cheerleader

    uh-oh! Somethings gone wrong. Who would want to lift her? lol

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    186
  • Every male can sympathize with this poor porker. He definitely went wah-wah-wah, all the way home.

    Barb Wire Ruins Pig Romance

    Every male can sympathize with this poor porker. He definitely went wah-wah-wah, all the way home.

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    84
  • his guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.

    Lightning Strike Nearly Hits Dancer

    his guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    57
  • On the one hand, I'd like to say that this was idiotic. On the other hand, I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that piece of furniture, either!

    Kid Smashes His Nuts On Weird Piece Of Furniture

    On the one hand, I'd like to say that this was idiotic. On the other hand, I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that piece of furniture, either!

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    59
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  • I've never seen two more prouder guys!

    Guinness St Patricks Day Ad

    I've never seen two more prouder guys!

    Rating:
    03.17.10
    64
  • Can I see that again?!

    Yea Nice

    Can I see that again?!

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    234
  • A couple guys armed with guns will always beat a full house.

    Televised International Poker Tourney Heist

    A couple guys armed with guns will always beat a full house.

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    47
  • Oh! She's wearing a weird underwear. Cant figure out if its a thong. But in this moment they sure looks funny.

    Blown Away

    Oh! She's wearing a weird underwear. Cant figure out if its a thong. But in this moment they sure looks funny.

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    414
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  • OMG! Im sure that sure is hard, but after giving birth they automatically had a basketball team. Lol. They're so cute.

    Woman Gives Birth To 6 Babies

    OMG! Im sure that sure is hard, but after giving birth they automatically had a basketball team. Lol. They're so cute.

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    207
  • You need some big kahunas to go down this slide, but then they'd soon be lodged halfway up your intestine once you'd

    Mega Water Slide

    You need some big kahunas to go down this slide, but then they'd soon be lodged halfway up your intestine once you'd

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    127
  • He really loooks pitiful. I feel too bad for him, but its for his health. He looks funny though.

    Pitiful Kid

    He really loooks pitiful. I feel too bad for him, but its for his health. He looks funny though.

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    132
  • Oh my gosh, you go girl!

    OMG Speedstacking

    Oh my gosh, you go girl!

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    37
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  • They're just so small and cuddly and cute!

    Baby Pandas Being Adorable

    They're just so small and cuddly and cute!

    Rating:
    03.16.10
    48
  • Colgate have decided to change tactics. Forget fresher breath and whiter teeth - You'd better brush or your teeth will look like this - WTF!?!

    Bush Your Teeth......Or ELSE!

    Colgate have decided to change tactics. Forget fresher breath and whiter teeth - You'd better brush or your teeth will look like this - WTF!?!

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    106
  • We told both boys that it was one of the hardest mazes in the world and almost no one has beat it yet witch motivated them to give it a try.

    Scary Maze Prank, (Priceless Reactions)

    We told both boys that it was one of the hardest mazes in the world and almost no one has beat it yet witch motivated them to give it a try.

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    99
  • OMG! Is that really him? He really has lots of muscled even though he was still young. wah

    Young Arnold Schwarzenegger

    OMG! Is that really him? He really has lots of muscled even though he was still young. wah

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    166
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  • They go on diet before the "t" on diet goes out. Lol

    Guys Who Needs Diet

    They go on diet before the "t" on diet goes out. Lol

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    196
  • Surprise Cereal Scare Matt places a small mouse in a cereal mouse in this funny prank which in turn gives Drew quite the scare.

    Surprise Cereal Scare

    Surprise Cereal Scare Matt places a small mouse in a cereal mouse in this funny prank which in turn gives Drew quite the scare.

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    78
  • Err I really feel pitiful to them. The pig is just too big for a girl. Lol

    Catch The Pig

    Err I really feel pitiful to them. The pig is just too big for a girl. Lol

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    120
  • Lol. This one is funny and might pissed off some people. I laughed on where the old guy hurried to his car while the car is not blocking the way. haha

    Moving Car

    Lol. This one is funny and might pissed off some people. I laughed on where the old guy hurried to his car while the car is not blocking the way. haha

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    171
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  • A guy making a prank on some women using a stick.. hahaha just watch

    Snake Pranks

    A guy making a prank on some women using a stick.. hahaha just watch

    Rating:
    03.15.10
    182
  • Holy freakin' Christ! This turtle seems a bit confused as to what reptile he is, he's swimming about like he's a badass crocodile or something. Poor Pigeon!

    Turtle Pigeon Nomage

    Holy freakin' Christ! This turtle seems a bit confused as to what reptile he is, he's swimming about like he's a badass crocodile or something. Poor Pigeon!

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    71
  • When you see yourself looking this wide, it's got to make you want to get back in the gym-- even if you're Santa Claus.

    Largest Ice Sculpture in the world - WTF!?!

    When you see yourself looking this wide, it's got to make you want to get back in the gym-- even if you're Santa Claus.

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    396
  • I'd like to manually calculate the circumference of her mammary glands if you know what I mean...

    Science Baby!!!!

    I'd like to manually calculate the circumference of her mammary glands if you know what I mean...

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    227
  • If you're going to pull a prank like this, make sure that the professor isn't a Chuck Norris wannabe who will chase you down afterward and kick your butt back to the land of FAIL that you originated from - LMAO!

    Guy in Chicken Suit Pranks Wrong Class

    If you're going to pull a prank like this, make sure that the professor isn't a Chuck Norris wannabe who will chase you down afterward and kick your butt back to the land of FAIL that you originated from - LMAO!

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    144
  • Consider this video a nice reminder: you play with electrical fire and you're going to get burned.

    Tree Branch Catches Fire on Power Lines

    Consider this video a nice reminder: you play with electrical fire and you're going to get burned.

    Rating:
    03.13.10
    102
  •   Evolution at its finest.

    The Honey Bee

    Evolution at its finest.

    Rating:
    03.14.10
    58
  • Yeah she really failed into this moment. She looks stupid enough to open her legs wide. Lol

    Funny Sports Moment

    Yeah she really failed into this moment. She looks stupid enough to open her legs wide. Lol

    Rating:
    03.13.10
    318
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